Sunny Austria: Land Of Incest
April 30, 2008
The Austrian Government is planning a tourist campaign to clean up Austria’s image, after that discovery of one of the creepiest news stories of the year. See here. Yes, that woeful tale of the father Josef Fritzl keeping his daughter Elisabeth prisoner in a dungeon for 20 years, and having children by her. Utterly grotesque. Following on from a similar sick tale here in Australia on 60 minutes, recently… without the coercion and dungeon part.
We at Idea Fix would like to suggest a few slogans for the Austrian Tourist Board, free of charge, our favorite is above.
Others include:
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Incest
Oedipus Schmedipus: Come to Funny Austria
Amstetten on You!
Austria: Where families stick together
Austrians: We aren’t all a bunch of sick daughter raping perverts
Austria: We want to Anschluss You!
Ahh, I could go on all day…
Yes, we have Tasmania, where we managed to spread out 20yrs across 200, a good job in in distribution.
😉 Rups
Great blog, Richard. I thought they’d already had a cleanse-up after the little debacle last century.
Hey Rupert,
What does your comment about Tasmania mean?
Cheers
RW
Well being Tasmanian myself I’m no-one to crack wise about Taswegians, but commonly it is remarked that we are all inbred.
Rups
I thought that was what you meant, but I was to polite to say…
Yes, of course your partially right too.
Nice blog and absolutely beautiful photo. I am author who constantly writes about life in Austria and photograph street life
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wow. whoever wrote this is an asshole. i’m from austria and you can’t talk. Americans are dumb, lazy, fat fucks. Scheiße Kopf
i can not believe it….. is it true? i mean about austria..