Sunny Austria: Land Of Incest
April 30, 2008
The Austrian Government is planning a tourist campaign to clean up Austria’s image, after that discovery of one of the creepiest news stories of the year. See here. Yes, that woeful tale of the father Josef Fritzl keeping his daughter Elisabeth prisoner in a dungeon for 20 years, and having children by her. Utterly grotesque. Following on from a similar sick tale here in Australia on 60 minutes, recently… without the coercion and dungeon part.
We at Idea Fix would like to suggest a few slogans for the Austrian Tourist Board, free of charge, our favorite is above.
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Incest
Oedipus Schmedipus: Come to Funny Austria
Amstetten on You!
Austria: Where families stick together
Austrians: We aren’t all a bunch of sick daughter raping perverts
Austria: We want to Anschluss You!
Ahh, I could go on all day…