Kristen Condon gets spanked on Safran’s Race Relations

My ex and the star of The Beautiful and Damned Kristen Condon was a guest on John Safran’s Race Relations getting spanked as part of a Christian Discipline Group. You can watch the show here. Enjoy.

John couldn’t seem to make it hurt. Kristen said she only said it hurt to me later so John wouldn’t be embarrassed. She did go out with me for 7 years, so what do you want! He just needed to come see little old me, and I’d have given him a few helpful hints and tips on how to spank a woman properly. Anyway, funny episode. The show is good. The episode on his Mother who passed away was moving and one of the best things he’s done. Next week he gets crucified… and its long overdue.

Lady Gaga spanked at St Jerome’s

Kristen told me about St Jerome’s, a cool club in NYC. And from this picture of popstar brat Lady Gaga getting a good spanking inside the clubs walls, lets just say it looks pretty cool to me, too.

Idea Fix is going on the road to Los Angeles (and maybe other US cities if I have the time). Three weeks in the US are coming up folks, stand by for mayhem, madness and reflections on the US zeitgeist 2009.

Until then, this…

A spanking for a flapper

A rare spanking drawing from the age of F.Scott Fitzgerald. And yes, I hear he had an interest in fetishism. You can tell from the writing also…

Bettie Page passes on… to the great big fetish party in the sky

Nineteen fifties fetish legend Bettie Page has died. See here.

Page was a cult figure in the Irving Klaw S&M pic scene and was also a top pin up model. She found God in the 60’s after never achieving the fame she desired. She lived incognito until she made some private appearances at Hugh Hefner’s mansion and elsewhere.

Her picture regularly adorned my infamous Hellfire cards of the 90’s.

She will be missed by fetish people and lovers of beauty the world over. Her legend lives on through her amazing photo pictures, that will live forever. Her are two of her. One spanking a sassy 50’s gal, one being spanked by one. She was versatile and good at both. Bettie Page we salute you!

Megan Gale spanks Jennifer Hawkins on Derby Day

Don’t know if you saw these shots a few weeks back? Megan Gale attended Derby Day in a chic Dom outfit riding crop in hand. She found time to whip the backside of model Jennifer Hawkins. It was on the cover of the Herald Sun no less. If you missed thme here they are…

A day a horses can be fun!

Paris Hilton Spanked!?

If only…

But there I was innocently looking up gardening tips on the web, when to my horror I came across this image (from a gallery of many). It shows a girl called Julia from a site called Punished Brats, who bares an uncanny resemblance to Paris Hilton, being spanked.

So until someone does what humanity as a whole calls upon him or her to do and soundly slaps Paris Hilton’s derriere. Then this will have to do.

Apparently, she likes it, I read that somewhere on the web, too. But no one yet has an image or video. Surely, this won’t do!

Is there any female celebrity more deserving of a spanking than her? None comes to mind…

Kim Kardashian’s spankable butt

Kim Kardashian, the new Paris Hilton style party gal, ‘reality’ show star and sex tape producer has been making jokes about the Burma Tsunami. See here.

In related news Sharon Stone, also, declared the Chinese quake ‘karma’ over their treatment of the Tibetans. See here.

I couldn’t really give a shit about Burma or China. Just not interested. But it provides an interesting context for the following…

Check out Kim Kardashian’s butt!

Naughty Kim Kardashian needs a good spanking, over her wonderful booty, for these comments, whether I care about them or not. Insensitive comments about Buma, “slap”, you naughty girl, “smack”. Sharon Stone, the Chinese Embassy just rang, stand in the corner, your next! Sounds like fun, don’t you all agree?

Spanking Heather Mills

Yes, this photo is for real. That naughty Heather Mills gets a bit of what she deserves and what Paul McCartney should have done a bit more of. A good old fashioned over the knee spanking. Now its cost him millions when all Heather wanted was to be shown ‘who’s the boss’ and get some good hard slaps across her ass. What is it with Beatles and their women? Such pussies.

Domination is the true way to a women’s heart.

Enjoy the photo. Anyone got any links to more?

John Wayne – Spanking In the Movies

Two fun stills one from McLintock with John Wayne whaling the hide off Maureen O’Hara and another from an unknown Werstern keeping up the cowboy spanking theme.

Ah, the good old days…

Any idea of what film the later is from, Idea Fix readers?

Zarah Garde Wilson is sexy

Don’t you think? And she needs a good spanking over her desk for consorting with all those nefarious Melbourne Underworld figures…

Stand by for Richard Wolstencroft’s Underbelly review. Coming Very Soon right here on Idea Fix!