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Yes, this photo is for real. That naughty Heather Mills gets a bit of what she deserves and what Paul McCartney should have done a bit more of. A good old fashioned over the knee spanking. Now its cost him millions when all Heather wanted was to be shown ‘who’s the boss’ and get some good hard slaps across her ass. What is it with Beatles and their women? Such pussies.

Domination is the true way to a women’s heart.

Enjoy the photo. Anyone got any links to more?

It had to be a Liberal MP, didn’t it? They just love the aroma of fresh pussy.

Well, WA Liberal Opposition Leader Troy Buswell sure did. He was buzzing a few years back as he tried to distinguish the scent of female (twice!) off a lady colleagues seat, after her derriere had graced the warm leather surface.

Now, I’m no prude and good luck to Buswell really! But in all my years as a self confessed pervert and proprietor of an S&M nightclub, I have never had the urge to smell the seat of a chair after a female friend or associate had been sitting on it.

But Troy Buswell has the nose that knows. He just loves that smell of pussy chair in the morning.

See here.

And laugh. Whats next? Brendan Nelson shrimping the feet of Liberal secretary’s?

Here is a chair just waiting for Mr Buswell’s acute olfacation.

Ashley Alexendra Dupre is a bit of a hottie. She screwed NY Governor Eliot Spitzer and the poor schmuck had to resign over it. I love sex scandals and politicians… it proves their human. I always think they shouldn’t resign, they should say “Mea culpa… fuck it, I was horny, lonely and I have lots of cash. Geez, I gave into temptation…”

I mean Bill Clinton went up in my accounting books for getting blow jobs from Monika Lewinsky. I remember thinking at the time, I’m getting better pussy than the President. Lewinsky was a bit of a scrubber.

Dupre is better looking though. Through her charming Jewish pimp Jason Itzler she has been linked to other celebs like (of course) Charlie Sheen and she even has her own song out What We Want and a myspace page.

Here is a story on Dupre.

Her pimp Itzler also has his own myspace too that’s worth a look.

I’m sure Spitzer enjoyed his few hot minute with her. What a shame sexual honesty and politics don’t mix. Who gives a fuck who a politician fucks in private, it’s who they fuck in their political life that matters, huh?

What’s up with the pictures of Chairman Mao in Chinese Restaurants?

China Bar in Melbourne has a picture of Mao walking stridently in Green Uniform across a part of the Forbidden City. There’s also a bar called Double Happiness where Mao smiles down on punters at happy hour doubling the drink sales. There’s even a restaurant called Mao’s with miniature statues and posters of the Great Leader everywhere.

Is this the same Mao whose death toll as a mass murderer comes in at around 40 million human beings? It is just add the figures from the Rural and Urban Purges, the Great Leap Forward, the Cultural Revolution, Tibet, Forced land reform, work camp deaths and collectivisation. The figure could be even more if you add in the Famine’s caused by his regime’s stupidity.

What is so cuddly about Mao that we want to stare at his iconic metaphorically blood soaked face while we dine on Beef Chow Fun? I have even seen Stalin, the 20th centuries greatest liquidator of human beings adorn some venues and book shops in Melbourne.

Can you imagine a German restaurant having diners sit under portraits of Hitler in full regalia? Why not, he’s no worse than Mao. Hitler’s death toll stands at around 6 million (leaving WW2 out, ok, ok, add another 20 Million if your a pedant) and he is still a third place starter, compared to Mao and Stalin.

Or perhaps on Lygon st., can you envisage dining under the smiling vista of Il Duce? Mussolini is not a blip on the war criminals of the twentieth century wall chart. His own atrocities don’t even make it into 7 figures. Mussolini ranks under half a million people killed and only if you include the Ethiopian conflict.

I’m not one to advocate censorship and taking down these Commie psycho’s from Restaurant walls, as they have a certain pop culture perversity and je ne sais quoi. They are icons of certain ideas and have a romantic appeal to Leftists, I imagine. Hell, I have a soft spot for Mao and Stalin’s crazy ambition, strong leadership concepts, writings and their self evident historical significance. I like this portrait of Mao too by the way (above) adorning this article. I don’t know why?

So, let these Commies hang.

But, please lets have a little sympathy for the other spectrum of politics. Fascist dictators are getting a raw deal, in the restaurant icon adornment stakes. You heard it here first on Idea Fix, peeps.

Perhaps, in the name of simple fair play in the realm of iconic mad dictator art, let’s see The Fuhrer, Franco and Il Duce’s happy visages smiling down benevolently on the people of Melbourne. Yes, in German, Spanish and Italian restaurants who want to get even in the pop culture icon stakes, let see these Fascist’s lead the way… to a delicious meal.

Bon Appetite.

If he had pneumonia and was using recreational drugs, with downers like Valium/Xanax; and other meds… it all adds up to trouble. See link below.

The Australian papers today were full of tales and innuendo, both factual and hearsay, about Heath’s drug habits. A recent stint in rehab for heroin addiction and confidential comments from anonymous associates of his fight with drugs, being two main items.

Other reports in US media only talk about prescription drugs like the dangerous Ambien, that can cause psychotic reactions, etc. Other rumors persist that Mary Kate Olsen’s (a nearby neighbor and party pal) minders cleaned the room of drugs before the paramedics arrived. All in all in doesn’t matter and it is in bad taste to harp on these issues.

This idea of doomed youth ties into major themes of my new film The Beautiful and Damned, based on the classic novel by F.Scott Fitzgerald. Why does youth so often doom itself on the shores of dissipation?. Was a question Fitzgerald asked in 1922. I have observed that nothing has changed, essentially, from the days of the swinging 20’s hedonism in the world of youthful nihilism. I find the tale of doomed youthful beauty completely timely, contemporary and prescient. Hence my desire to make the project factical.

Link to the Ledger news. The death ‘is’. Tragic…

www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/did-drugs-play-a-role-in-ledgers-death-202948/

I have also added The Dark Knight trailer. Ledger’s Joker looks excellent, possibly his finest performance.

Go into promoting nightclubs. Maybe finish school part time. Do not go on Big Brother and became just another famous for 15 minutes idiot. Big Brother is a guarantee of sell out loserdom. You have already done the 15 minutes thing too, technically, but you were a rebel and troublemaker, so, that was cool. Chill your parents out with thoughts of all the money you can make from your new found celebrity. Donate some money too from your first parties to some Police charity to smooth over the cops and their damage bill. See a lawyer and start your own website, clothing label and sunglass designs (yellow, naturally). Do it quick, though, as your fame is already fading. Either that or go back to being a 16 year old Narre kid and forget all this shit!

Cool young actor Brad Renfro from the excellent Apt Pupil, Larry Clark’s Bully and the upcoming Gregor Jordan adaptation of the brilliant short story collection by Bret Easton Ellis “The Informers” died last week also. The cause of death is as yet unknown but he had a history of drug abuse and arrests for smack. “The Informers” will be his final film…I believe he plays one of the vampires from the book.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iL5rtu-oyTmy0SUIjP0HkYJtNFmwD8U6MQF00

Heath Ledger, the Australian actor who got his start a little over ten years ago with Aussie indy movies like Black Rock and Two Hands (and who plays the Joker in the up coming Batman film) has died in NYC. A bottle of pills was found near his body but it may not mean anything as he had prescription drugs for sleeping disorders and pneumonia…

I met Heath once at a party he threw a few years back. It was at his rented Russell street three-story penthouse he used while filming Ned Kelly. He seemed a nice young chap who was a good host, gregarious and low on asserting his ego and was partying hard with other celeb’s and hangers on that were there…

RIP, man. This is sad news. You had only just begun your cinematic journey….

His performance in the later half of I’m Not There began to show a maturity that had alluded him in other Hollywood fodder that he had allowed himself to be pulled into. The film Candy will also resonate in a new way…

What with Owen Wilson’s recent attempted suicide..it seems all is not well (as usual) in Lalaland. People do forget the dark side of fame… much documented by Underground Filmmaker and genius Kenneth Anger in his book series Hollywood Babylon.

See this story for details of his passing (join the links):

www.smh.com.au/news/film/top-actor-ledger-found-naked-in-bed-with-pills/

2008/01/23/1201024937592.html

In what can only be described as an act of a legend… a Corey ‘Delaney’ Worthington held a wild party in his Narre Warren home, while his parents were in Qld, caused a riot, got local and worldwide press, then got job offers to be a promoter and is now arrested. This unassuming teenage party animal is remorseless and so he should be. Fuck the bourgeoise parents and police… this looked like one hell of a fucking party. If more young people stood up and fought off the shackles of parental authority we might actaully be able to begin to break down this fucked up capitalist dystopia… which lets face it… is synomous with a living death compared with the Dionysian potentials possible. Fight Authority. Keep those yellow sun glasses on, man…they are cool. Party hard Corey Delaney! I and my film festival MUFF salute you!

Attached is a video interview on ACA. Look at the moral chastening attitude of the interviewer…sickening. Corey, you tell ‘em:

A new Hollywood monster flick is about to hit and after the disaster of I am Legend… I hold out little hope. But the trailer is interesting, so is the idea of telling the tale from an embedded camera among a small group of people caught up in the attack from the monster (a kind of John Wyndham ‘Kraken’ style sea monster I believe). Of course it could suck. That JJ Abrams fellow is involved and anyone who remembers Mission Impossible 3 will be duly and rightfully concerned, he’s also behind that annoying show Lost (that I haven’t actually watched I admit…it just seems stupid from snippets and ads I have seen). But the trailer for Cloverfield looks cool.